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This is about Brian's sexual attraction to his 11th grade math teacher.

lyrics

Oh Theresa!
You really know how to show a guy a good time.
She's a man's computation pro.

You're one of the biggest fish in the sea. I'd really like to move ya'.
When everyone is staring at Pythagorean's theorem, I see you
In my dreams. All my dreams. Yeah they fly away. They take me to the place where love is here to stay.
And did I mention? Baby did I mention? I cannot pass your subject today?

Cuz' you will be cosine and I will be secant. Sitting everyday in class right next to Brandon.
I swear the kid produces a sudden reaction when he heard I could date his girl for half of the fraction.
But I wanna lay tangent to your luscious curves.

Ooh!
Ah!
Ha!

Oh Theresa!
You really know how to show a guy a good time.
She's a man's computation pro.

And maybe baby you're inclined to take me away. I'll ride you like a magic carpet as I play.
And we'll fly to the land of Tralfamadore. We'll save an alien Republicans abhor.
Because he works for less than half a dollar minimum wage, it doesn't mean the country grants the boy the right to stay.
And did I mention? Baby did I mention? I cannot pass your subject today?

Cuz' you will be cosine and I will be secant. Sitting everyday in class right next to Brandon.
He can't read the Shakespeare. I can't do the work here.
But I don't wanna have to hear his fucking voice this year.
I wanna lay tangent to your luscious curves.

Ooh!
Ah!
Ha!

I’m going Friday night.
We’re gonna do it right.
I wanna party down
With every kid in town.

I think a gal like you
Should know what to do
When the beer bong’s passing around.

I’m going Friday night.
We’re gonna do it right.
I wanna party down
With every kid in town.

I think a gal like you
Should know what to do
When the beer bong’s passing around.

Oh Theresa!
You really know how to show a guy a good time.
She's a man's computation pro.
Oh yeah.

credits

from Pass The Controller, released July 10, 2017
Brian Dusseault: Guitars, Lead Vocals
Andrew Loffler: Bass, Backing Vocals
Tommy Sanders: Drums

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